Friday, February 17, 2012

99 Words: Fred Jones

Condensation running down the Mystery Machine windscreen obscures Fred’s view of Daphne leaving the hotel room; but none the less, he can see her. He watched hours ago as she knocked softly on the door. Even watching as Shaggy answered, and took her in his arms; kissing her: his hand running up the inside of her mini skirt - the inside of her thigh.  

He feels sick.  

Because not only does he love Daphne; but because he’s also heard the rumours about Shaggy’s huge c**k.  Leaning over, he reaches into the glove box and pulls out a 44 Magnum.   

4 comments:

  1. well, I never knew he had that kind of passion in him. This leaves me wondering, which one is he going after? Or is he thinking about ending himself?
    I hate not knowing...

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  2. Tsk. Shaggy's gonna get more than a Scooby Snack.
    Sx

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  3. There was a lot more going on then I ever realised. I should re-watch some episodes I reckon.

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  4. Oh yikes! This Shaggy series is headed for a major turn...!

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