You stand there in front of my desk in all your self-importance.
In your creased suit, and creased smile.
Yes you are the boss.
Yes you are cleverer than me.
Yes you have more money than me.
Yes you are far better travelled than me.
But you have a creased smile.
You drive a flash car, when I walk.
You go skiing off-piste, when I just get pissed off.
You pay for your children’s education, while my children just pay.
You should influence me, instead you destroy me.
But you have a creased smile.
You are Simon Cowell, I am Jarvis Cocker.
You are pompous; I hope, I am only modest.
You are fine wine, I am cool bottled beer.
You should have been a great leader, but I’m not following.
And you have a creased smile.
Oh, yes. You are far less pompous. Quite mellow, in fact. Well done.
ReplyDeleteThank you Joanne - just what i wanted someone to say :)
DeleteI like beer better than wine, anyway...
ReplyDeleteA|h yes, I like both though.
DeleteI love this blast from the past. Do you still have this boss?
ReplyDeleteYes! Unfortunately (he owns the company at the moment).
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